When our computers freeze, we call Mooshie, the Urgent Care Computer Dog. After his initial diagnosis, he barks at them. If that doesn’t work, he offers the option of dragging them to the trash or his most popular option, dragging them into the middle of the street to be run over by a city bus (extra hazard charge to dodge traffic but oh so satisfying when the bus hits them) or to drop them out of your second story window onto the sidewalk below (extra charge to drag them up the stairs and watch for pedestrians. He’s only hit two and they are both fine after leaving the hospital six months later with no memory of what). So, the next time your computers freeze, Call MOOSHIE, THE URGENT CARE COMPUTER DOG!!!
